Lights, Camera, Sexy!

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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(Source: pokemonhub, via thats-how-the-cookie-crumbles)

vinylspinner:

vinylspinner:

what if every time your butthole randomly itched it was because your soulmate was pooping 

write a book

(via easytopickup)

unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

(via dianaaaaaax3)

deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via zimpye)