Lights, Camera, Sexy!

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

(via horgasm)

sorelatable:

Asking if I want to link my tumblr account to my facebook is like asking me if I want to invite my family over to watch me masturbate

(via hermionegrangers)

fadingloves:

My advice blog here if you ever need it!
awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf, via disorderedminds)

Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.

inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

This is one of the most important things I have ever read and I wish I would have come across it sooner. This is real, this is important.

(via thesearentveins)

(Source: thelovewhisperer, via itscaseybro)


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