Lights, Camera, Sexy!

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

(via rosaerie)

vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

(via smiley0urecute)

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

(via thats-how-the-cookie-crumbles)

So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

mikeyisacunt:

bent-duck:

sylvia-socioplath:

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christ

girl on the left is physically repelled from him

(via bitchfromacrossthestreet)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.